Sunday, May 17, 2009

Black Sheep News: Albanian princess kidnapped!



Ninja fighters yesterday kidnapped Albanian princess as she was in front of her people.

The kidnappers later sent a ransom note asking for a billion dollars in unmarked notes in return for her life.

The princess at first did not react probably thinking that the ninja's were part of the festivities but could be heard screaming help help through the microphone as she was stuffed down a manhole in the street.

When the police went down after her they could find not a trace accept for the microphone lying in a puddle.

The country is very upset at what has happened bacause she is a very well loved figure.

"I have pictures of her on my wall and i dress just like her" said a 13 year old fan, Sonia Vradic. "I have lit a candle and said a prayer for her save return".

Thursday, May 7, 2009